Originally Posted by samabachan

David Beckham walks into a hairdressers wearing a pair of headphones, and sits down in the chair as per usual, and asks for the latest weird creation him and Posh have dreamed up between them. The hairdressers says that's OK, as you would, and so she sets about it. After a couple of minutes she tells Mr. Beckham that if he wants his haircut to look decent, he is going to have to take the headphones off, but he says that there's no chance, he really needs them on.

So she thinks to herself, "hm, that's a bit weird, but OK, I'll try and work round it." After a while, it starts to look stupid though, and so she says, "Mr. Beckham, I'm afraid I'll need to take those headphones off if you please." He tells her that it's impossible, there's no way these babies are coming off, he needs it too much. So she carries on.

Then, finally, when he's starting to look a right prize pillock, she just thinks 'fuck it I'll take 'em off anyway. What's the worst that can happen?' So she does this.

Before she knows it, David drops down dead on the floor of the hairdressers, so she thinks to herself 'shit, I've killed David Beckham, there's no way I'll ever get away with that,' but she reasons that since she's probably going to prison anyway, she might as well have a listen to the headphones.

It was Kanye West's new album, and a post mortem revealed that he had dropped dead of a previously undetected congenital heart defect. After that, the hairdresser's went out of business and closed down. It's now a kebab shop.