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A little scouse lad got shot by a robber and died.
He went up to the pearly gates of St.Peter, and St. Peter questioned his credentials for entering heaven.
However, as soon as the lad opened his mouth the guttral accent of the scouser was uttered, and St. Peter instantly interrupted him and said "Sorry, no scousers in heaven"
The scouser then told St.Peter about him being good in life, and that last week he gave 20 quid to an orphange. St.Peter called for a translator, and he relaid the message to St.Peter.
St Peter went and talked it over with God, and God came out of the pearly gates to pass judgement.
God "So, you were good in life and you did give £20 to an orphange I hear?
Scouser "Yes sir"
God" Heres your twenty quid, PISS OFF"
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