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A rich English business man is on holiday in Spain and is staying in his own villa. He was sunbatheing outside the pool one day when his receptionist interupted him.
"Sir, phone call for you"
The man picked up the phone and it was his Butler from England who was looking after his house in England.
The butler told the rich man "Sir, i'm sorry to say this but your cat has died"
The business man is angry and says "What! You can't just break news like that! What you should have done is rung me and told me that the cat is on the roof of the house and can't get down.
"Right" says the butler
"Then an hour later you should have called me again and told me that the cat has fallen off the roof and is injured in the vets"
"Okay" replies the butler
"Then, finally you should have rung me and told me that the cat has sadly passed away"
"Okay, i'll remember that, sorry sir" says the butler. Puts the phone down
The next day the business man comes down from his room to find his receptionist waiting for him. "Sir, another phone call from England for you"
Once again it's his butler from England
"What this time?" says the business man.
The butler hesitates but finally says
"Sir, your Mum is on the roof and she can't get down"
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