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Originally Posted by k-standred
Whats grey and sits in the corner quietly taking the piss?..
A dialysis machine
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That is golden!!!
Anyway here goes...
A man goes on holiday to French Polynesia. While he's there, he decides to go and visit a prostitute. After dinner and drinks, they head back to his hotel room, and start doing it. After about 10 minutes, she starts shouting 'Trou faux! trou faux!' Not being a speaker of French, he thinks to himself 'Wow, she must think I'm really good, no one has ever screamed like that when we've been doing it'.
The next day he goes to play a round of golf. He shanks his first shot off the first tee, and the ball ends up on the green of the 4th hole. His hired caddy turns to him and says 'Trou faux monsieur.' He turns back to the caddy and says 'Trou faux? What do you mean, that was a horrible shot, probably the worst tee shot I've ever done?!?' The caddy replies 'Trou faux monsieur. Wrong hole.'