Originally Posted by Rudie

2 fucking days!? I was preparing a nice little poem amongst other things for them... I've got this so far.

Man Utd Mrs, affectionatly known as "MUM"
May have used the word "fuck", but she's certainly no WUM
This banning is shit, crap and wank,
but what else do you expect, from an empty TV think tank.

Now they've sworn on This Morning, GMTV and Jeremy Kyle
Infact they're all fucking at it and have been for a while.
If any of you MODS have not used the word "fuck",
how else do you ask your girl for a quicky and cock suck?

Where I'm invading from they use fuck all the time,
in joke, in jest, in rants and in ryme.
If you think fuck offends then you're in for a shock,
Because fuck is the least you've got to worry about that I've got.
I'm armed to the teeth with words such as "twater",
"cock nosed monkey rimmers" and even "hobbit rimming bastards" for that matter.

2 more days i'll have a few more verses in I suppose...