Otherwise known as the 'Brad has far too much time on his hands' thread
Or 'The Copa America really is shite tonight' thread
As we know, Benitez has sullied his face with a woeful, Balague style bit of facial...
However, I feel he could do a lot better for himself. I offer up the following as better alternatives:
Number 1. The Selleck
Sure to get the girls, not so certain to prove a long lasting career choice in the naughties. Good with babies and little ladies though, which should suit him well with the likes of Bellamy to manage...
Number 2. The Hogan
You wouldn't mess with this fucker, brother! Watcha gonna do, when the 24 inch pythons and Rafamania destroy you!
Number 3. The Hitler
Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...
Number 4. The Marx
How very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fucking hell mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be remembered, even if he does fuck up the rest of his Scouse reign...
More to come, if anyone has any suggestions please feel free to express them
