Number 5. The Dastardly
A cheat and a trickster... no it's not Steven Gerrard, it's Dick Benitez! There is no truth to the rumours that he used to address Phil Thompson as Muttley (Preferring 'that big nosed twat' instead, in a Spanish twang of course)
Number 6. The Lincoln
Lincoln was amongst the top rated US presidents, presumably on his fine facial hair alone. Those yanks aren't too fussy, we have the battle of Hastings, the great fire of London, Robin Hood *ahem*... they have a funny looking bloke in a beard. Again, might end badly for Rafa
Number 7. The Mario
Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...
