Number 39. The Socrates
"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest
Number 40. The Connelly
Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway
Number 41. The Gattuso
Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp
Number 42. The Blackbeard
Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield
Keep the suggestions facial hair related ta...