Originally Posted by vanthaman

lets have a go at this then

VDS Vs Cech - Cech has to wear a helmet, total wimp. VDS looks like Tony Hawk, he wins here
Neville vs Bouhlarouz - Gorgous one can tackle people and doesnt fall over after someones throws a dummy
Terry vs Rio -Terry is a racist, so Rio wins
Vidic vs Ferrira - Fereira is rubbish, Vidic is the terminator
Evra vs Cole - Cole is more interested in mobile phones up his ass, so evra wins here
Ronaldo vs Joe Cole - Cole dives every 1.34 seconds and screams like a girl, Ronaldo is one of if no the best in the world
Scholes v Lampard - Scholes is a ginger prince, Lampard is fat
Carrick v Ballacks/Essien - Michael is the best, clearly
Giggs vs Robben - While giggs is flying down the wing, robben is crash landing or grounded on the run way with a scratch
Rooney vs Drogba - Drogba is a dirty cheating scum bag, Rooney is pure class
Saha Vs Sahar - similar names, 1 is made of glass, the other is probably shite even tho weve only seen him play once

subs

Richardson v Mikel - Mikel was kidnapped, we all wish Richardson was
O'shea v Sheva - O'shea 5 shots, 5 goals, Sheva 35 shots, 5 goals, nuff said
Rossi v Pizarro - Rossi has scored more prem goals than pizarro FACT