Originally Posted by Steev123

Man - Waiter, waiter there's a fly in my soup!















Waiter - Is there? (looks at soup) Erm..I think that is actually a crouton, sir.
Man - Is it? I can't tell without my glasses on. Are you sure?
Waiter - Yes I'm quite sure... I'll get chef if you like...
Man - No it's ok. I'll take your word for it! Sorry to bother you.
Waiter - No problem (minces off to another table)