Originally Posted by nabyllon

i got one, my friend told me this one ages ago so i can't exactly remember it word for word but here goes.

Superman was passing by wonder woman's room when he heard moaning from inside. He "looked" inside the room and saw that she was fondling herself. He thought to himself, "I could go in, fuck her real fast and she won't even know what happened". So he did just that. He went in, fucked her real fast and left the room. After that, wonder woman exclaimed, "What was that?". Invisible man replied, "I don't know but my ass hurts."