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Old 17th October 2007, 17:44   #664 (permalink)
Livvie
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Golfing Terminology . . .

· A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

· A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer

· A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read

· A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't

· A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

· An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

· A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

· A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

· A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

· A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional

· A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water

· An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result

· A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron

· A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

· An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it

· A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

· A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

· A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill

· A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading

· A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

· A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left

· A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right

· A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

· A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good

· A *circus tent* - a BIG top

· An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

· A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

· A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner

· A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever

· A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
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