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Okay, here goes
I go by the name of Hoof The Ball, but you can call me Hoof. No, I'm not a big fan of the lump it up the field game. I decided to have a nice random name that didn't include the gayness of having a players name with some random number attached to it.
So, I'm 26 years young and I'm married to my missus, Christy (who is a Texan). I'm currently living in Dallas at the moment, but we're moving back to England in a couple of days. I work/have worked here in Texas for the State Governenment working in the Child Support Division for the four years since I've been here.
The weather is hot, but I still don't have a tan.
I'm also a partly trained Chef, and when I return back to England, I'm going straight back into culinary school to learn how to be the next Gordon Ramsay so I can shout Fecking at my staff all the time.
I've been a United fan since I was a wee nipper. United's illustrious history and a deep passion for the first player that I ever idolised, Sparky, was the catalyst for my love affair with United. It's been my absolute pleasure to share with other United fans the highs and the lows of our glorious club, to defend the honour of the club for as long as I am physically able to.
Ronaldo is my current favourite player, although I purposedly tried not to like him so much as I didn't want to be a complete muppet of a fanboy. I failed miserably of course, and now find myself mixed in amongst the Ronaldo hysteria, and rightly so.
I love playing football at the weekends, watching a bit of Boxing, like to read a bit and can often be found expoliting the music industry by downloading off Limewire
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