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The 1st kind of sex is called .....Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first
meet someone and you both have sex until
you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a short time and you are so
needy you will have sex anywhere, even
in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say .. "Fuck You."
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called . Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife
any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ....
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!
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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your
attitude should be +ve...
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