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Mexican Eggs
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start
hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask
him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit
into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he
agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and
the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is
really late and so puts the hammer down
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady
officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver
jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs.
The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take
a
look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many
officers.
'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in
it..
two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.'
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