Originally Posted by 711

United's links with Ireland are deep and true. And on this forum I think anything seen as remotely anti-Irish will lead to the voodoo pins going in the sculpted potato. So, count to 10 and take a deep breath:

I don't like people who claim to support both United and Celtic - pick one or the other, make a decision, United is not Celtic, we are a totally different club. You can't have two wives, fucking marry one or the other. United first or fuck off.

Now I've calmed down, have you seen geezers at Anfield wearing a half Liverpool scarf, and half Celtic? And geezers at our place wearing half United and half Celtic? See a problem there? Make a fucking decision, United or fuck off.

Possibly repeated, but at least I didn't say Cunt.