Originally Posted by Sultan

You are all fools.

This research should prove beyond all doubt Chief's superiority over all you ignorants.

In left footed penalty takers, often the fourth toes of individuals have more subdigital lamellae on the right than on the left side. The difference in morphological directional asymmetry was statistically poorer (P<0.05) in 11.4% among 193 penalties sampled.

Left footers varied in extent and direction of association, but no phylogenetic constraints were detected within genera. Statistical significance was greater in samples from those of German and African origin than from heterogeneous ones.

Statistically significant associations morphological right-side dominance exists - in three independent lineages with reduced limbs. Hence such association is probably not a result of limb function. Rather, left-side inferiority seems to be the symptom of an unknown, perhaps organism-wide, detrimental trait suggesting advantages and disadvantages in different situations. We propose the hypothesis that an inversion of side dominance may occur in a single trait without systematic inversion of side dominance in all traits of the body. Inversion in a single trait causes incompatibility in multiple-trait functions. Such a mechanism, could increase twitching proneness in left-footers.