Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt

I bet it all started out as harmless fun. I think the penguin said to the seal "Hey, seal, come over here". When the seal got there the penguin said "how do penguin's like their cola?" At this point the seal was very frustrated and puzzled and said "I don't fucking know!, you tell me?" then the penguin said "On the rocks!" and started laughing. The seal took this as an insult and said "I'll show you on the fucking rocks!" Then the seal raped the penguin on the rocks.