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Originally Posted by UnitedRoadRed
In Belfast last week, two guys looking at the notice board in the police station window. It said, "two asylum seekers wanted for rape."
Mick turned to Pat and said, "fecking immigrants get all the best jobs now."
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Frank Lampard has put in a transfer request. He wanted Motherwell but instead he is off to Bury.  |
Hilariously witty - well done.
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