SmashedHombre

I feel feckin dreadful, I'm also pretty sure I'm still drunk. It took me a while to figure out why my tuna fish sandwich I had sat on my leg this morning was burning me, before I realized there was more than a strong possibility it wasn't my tuna fish sandwich, but was actually my cup of coffee I was resting on my leg as my hand was shaking too much. I also managed to put my bottle of water in my bag without screwing the lid on, and whilst on the train to work I somehow changed my phones network from orange to some foreign one beginning with B who's name I'm not even going to attempt to spell. (Anyone know how to sort this by the way?)

My only consolation as I sit here in work actually sweating alcohol, is that there must be literally hundreds of thousands of United fans around the world at the moment who feel just as bad as I do. So come on gimps tell me how hungover you are, to make me feel slightly better