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Originally Posted by Suresh
Stop being such a wimp, Smashed. I sent the whole night drinking scotch before someone suggested adding vodka chasers. Not too long later someone else whipped up a steady stream of mojitos. I have fleeting images of people saying goodbye and leaving my place around 4 am. Woke up in the hall at about 7.30 and promptly hit the gym to sweat it out. Had a light breakfast and started cleaning the mess from last night. And then I went to take my shower... only to find the girlfriend on my bed snoring her head off. It was almost 10 and she starts work at 8. The string of expletives she let loose upon realising the time even I would not repeat in polite company. Blamed me for her hangover too as I drove her to work.
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Shut it, you have no idea of the pain I am in. No one has ever suffered like this before, ever. I'm a man alone, no one can comprehend this kind of agony. No one.
And no one is going to believe you go to the gym twiglet arms, even if you do slyly throw that in halfway through your story.