Originally Posted by Big Andy

Lets get this straight...

1. I never used to be "Big" (not in knob senses, I've always packed a punch in that department...it's like a 500ml can of strongbow in girth) but since the advent of food, and beer, I have somewhat increased in mass...and could now be described as both tall and "cuddly"...

2. I did once have a gay streaked bleach thingy in me napper, but this was only so I could say I have done so, before it all fell out, something which is rapidly becoming reality.

3. I'm not sure who that may be, unless you are referring to my good friend, and fellow red, Chunk...who like his Goonies namesake, is on the chunky side, is friends with a weird headed monster who likes chocolate (me), and was once sick in the pictures...probably anyway...

4. Incorrect. Infact, last time I was down at Shane's gaff in London, I bought 4 people a chinese, cos I'm good like that...this never gets mentioned.