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What is the difference between women and women's football?
Women's football will always suck
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock
And a gobful of cock
Cos Jill's a fucking tranny
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Why are Middlesbrough better than Nancy Del Olio?
Nancy never fucked Sven 8 times in ninety minutes
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Man sitting in a pub in Belfast feels a gun in his back.
"Catholic or Protestant?" he is asked.
"Jew", replies the man calmly.
"Fuck me, I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland."
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