Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored