Heard this one against West Ham - to the tune of "Keano's fucking magic".
"oohhh, they haven't won the title,
for 18 fucking years,
so they signed a wanker,
who looks like Britney Spears,
a trip to Moscow beckoned,
they ordered him a visa,
until the goal was scored,
by Johnny Arne Riise"
It amused me greatly
