Originally Posted by A1Dan

There seems to have been some freaky rupture in the space-time continuum, which has opened up a portal to the transfer forum, through which hordes of transfer muppets are now pouring.
We're now having to dodge words such as Alves, Fabiano, Richards and Ben Arfa, which are flying around the forum indiscriminately. This threatens the very existence of the United forum, and I for one am very scared.