To:
ellwoodt@parliament.uk
Dear Tobias,
It has recently come to my attention that in a parliamentary debate about the threat of knife crime, you have stated that Wayne Rooney is a bad example to the young people of the United Kingdom. I am not usually the sort to write this kind of letter, but I cannot remain silent on this issue, which is one of considerable importance to me. My feelings about the matter can be summed up thusly:
You're a cnut.
Hope this helps.
Sincerely,
A. Unitedsupporter