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Originally Posted by samabachan
I once walked up to a bird from Wigan and asked, "Do you want to dance?"
She said "Nah, I'm tired I been dancin for ages."
So I said "Oh sorry I think you misheard me I said you're a fat rugby league inbred bitch."
Seriously that's as cool as I get  |
I once walked up to a bird from Wigan and said "Excuse me young lady but me and my friend over there have just ben argueing about you."
She said (looking very pleased with herself and flicking her hair back) "Have you really?"
I said "Certainly we have. He says you're not fit to sleep with the pigs and I reckon you are."