Originally Posted by Marcus

I have the perfect pick-me-up:

1) CQ stays.
2) Ronaldo realises his mistake and declares that he wants to stay at United happily.
3) Cantona returns to coach the United Youth Team
4) Saha declares that he is finally injury free.
5) Neville declares that he is back to 100% fitness.
6) Wellbeck is found to be world-class.
7) Giggs understands that his role next season is to be the next super-sub and is happy about it.
8) PIG becomes third choice goalie with Ben Foster moving up to no.2.