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Old 10th July 2008, 18:51   #17 (permalink)
jasonrh
 
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Ah, the bottle opener. Now I'm calm.
Remember that thing?

I walked around for weeks antagonising the wife with that.

A coin would set it off just as well as a bottle cap would, so I was going around with a coin and annoying the fuck out of all and sundry.

We have a cadre of regular guests who often come to visit and stay over. Because people with jobs and such normally keep normal hours, they regularly will fall asleep while we're just sitting around watching tv until the wee hours. Up creeps me with the talking bottle opener...

Julissa hid the thing and I never found it again. I'm worried she might have thrown it away.
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