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I went to the doctor and said: "Doctor, I can't pronounce my "T"s, "H"s & "F"s."
He said: "You can't say fairer than that"
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - "You drive, I'll man the guns"
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Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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I said: 'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home'
Doc said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
I said: 'Is it common?'
Doc said: 'It's not unusual.'
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So, you'e been on the Tommy Cooper Appreciation website?