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Originally Posted by Hectic
I saw Bear Grylls - Survivor yesterday. I was right, he was the guy who had to issue multiple apologies to viewers after it was found out through several episodes he was receiving help from his crew who gave him water, food and shelter sometimes. He's a cheat!
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Yes Sherlock, we all know that already. The fact of the matter is though: nobody gives a flying fuck where he sleeps once the camera is off, you don't see that bit so it makes shit all difference to the entertainment seeking viewer. As long as he eats a live scorpion or tucks into a rotting animal corpse or jumps in a freezing pool or pisses his pants and puts them on his head we, as intelligent, quality conscious, members of the viewing public, are entirely satisfied. If i want waste an entire hour of my precious life learning how to make a shitty gay canoe I'll stick Ray Mears on. If, on the other hand, i'd rather watch some clown drink the fluids from an elephant turd and butcher a happy little tortoise, it's Grylls every time.
In conclusion:
Mears = fat, berry-bothering, puff
Grylls = godlike harbinger of tortoise genocide