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Church o Choccy · 22nd July 2008, 13:22

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Hot Carl -
The act of putting cling film on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the cling film, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

Donkey Punch -
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Cleveland Steamer -
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Angry Pirate -

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Rusty Trombone -
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus

Boston Pancake -
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

Houdini -
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

Space Docking -
When a man shits into a womans vagina.

Pink Sock -
Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.

Chilli Dog -
The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her breasts.

Bumpkin -
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Angry dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Arabic neck tie -
The act in which you have anal sex, then have sex with the girls breasts, giving a large brown streak.

Stawberry Short cake -
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.