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Originally Posted by Nialler
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that's what they say, but sadly these aardvarks are in no position to smell anything, having been torn to ribbons by a colander for 'medical reasons'
And you know how he forces the aardvarks through the colander? You guessed it, he straps them to a granfather clock welded to a railway line, then attaches himself to the front of a train with sinister little magnets, wedges the colander in place and impacts somewhere near Pontypridd, usually.
I hate that kind of thing.