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Originally Posted by Nialler
.....worst kind of magnets them sinister ones, imagine after all that dumping him in pontypridd
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I know, I know. One can ponder the motives all day, but it's nigh on impossible to get any true psychological insight into what makes someone like Davo tick. All you can say for sure is
1. He's Scouse
2. He's Welsh
3. He's gay
4. He's depraved
5. As a child he was fed ants by an uncle called Iain
6. He suffers severely from eczema of the arse
7. He has a limited sense of responsibility towards himself and other creatures
8. He wants desperately to belong, and even more desperately to be long
9. He's a cnut
10. He still hasn't got his missus a Christmas present (cos he's too busy barrelling mammals of the order Orycteropodidae up his feverishly grizzled ring piece in unimaginably baroque ways).