Originally Posted by noodlehair

Question:
Say you’re out walking of an evening, when a car pulls up next to you, with two unbelievably cute girls in. The girl in the passenger seat smiles, and then says “can you please please help us, we’ve been driving around for ages and we can’t find a petrol station, we need directions” Then they both look at you with puppy dog eyes, at which point, you realise that despite living in the area for years, you’ve not got the faintest clue where the nearest petrol station is. What do you do?

Answer:
Take a deep breath, and say “right, ok” ( in a manner suggesting you’ve just been ordered at gun point to jump over a chasm). They both start laughing, then, in a moment of unbelievable smooothness…make up some bullshit directions to a petrol station that doesn’t exist, somehow managing to deliver them so seemlessly it sounds like you could walk there backwards yourself, with your eyes closed. Then, after they begin to drive off, change the route you were walking in case they come back and you have to explain yourself.

My god I’m pathetic