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Robbo · 22nd November 2009, 10:17

In honour of the usual NOTW/Sunday Mail made up United stories I invite you to write your own story..like this

PLAYERS FACE CHOP

Wayne Rooney is struggling to impress Alex Ferguson and could face the axe in sweeping changes to hit the club next summer. Fergie has also asked many of United top earners to expect to be transfer listed as their fragile form in both the PL and Europe frustrates fans.

Players like Nemanja Vidic and Rio ferdinand will be sold off with replacements rumoured to be on Fegires shopping list including Steven McManus and Gary Caldwell from Celtic.

The midfield players are also expected to be culled with underachieving Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes finally pensioned off and Nani also being considered due to being quite unlikeable. One insider told us " Fergie thinks Nani is quite ugly"

Superstar Rooney has aslo incurred Fergies' famous hairdryer treatment as his wife gave birth to a child with a stupid name and club sources told us Fergie wanted it to be called Angus.

Brazilian wonder twins Rafael and the other one also face being shipped out as Asst manager Mike phelan complains that they have way too much hair and are too fast for the English game.

Alex Ferguson is 79.

22nd November 2009, 10:17	#1 (permalink)
Robbo First Team Sub Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,680	Write your own bollox In honour of the usual NOTW/Sunday Mail made up United stories I invite you to write your own story..like this PLAYERS FACE CHOP Wayne Rooney is struggling to impress Alex Ferguson and could face the axe in sweeping changes to hit the club next summer. Fergie has also asked many of United top earners to expect to be transfer listed as their fragile form in both the PL and Europe frustrates fans. Players like Nemanja Vidic and Rio ferdinand will be sold off with replacements rumoured to be on Fegires shopping list including Steven McManus and Gary Caldwell from Celtic. The midfield players are also expected to be culled with underachieving Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes finally pensioned off and Nani also being considered due to being quite unlikeable. One insider told us " Fergie thinks Nani is quite ugly" Superstar Rooney has aslo incurred Fergies' famous hairdryer treatment as his wife gave birth to a child with a stupid name and club sources told us Fergie wanted it to be called Angus. Brazilian wonder twins Rafael and the other one also face being shipped out as Asst manager Mike phelan complains that they have way too much hair and are too fast for the English game. Alex Ferguson is 79.