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COLEEN: KAI IS SIR ALEX'S!
Wayne Rooney last night was facing devastasting news as wife Coleen prepared to tell him: the baby's not yours!
Proud Wayne has been boasting to pals about how much fun he's having with new boy, Kai, and says the birth of the little Rooney has transformed his life. But that may be about to change, as Coleen let her secret slip its shackles.
"Kai's not Wayne's baby," a source told us last night. "Coleen never wanted anyone to find out, and she hoped Wayne wouldn't notice."
Indeed, England's Bulldog was too overcome with joy to notice the newborn's perfectly normal ears - a sure sign it isn't a Rooney baby. He even failed to pick up on Kai's giant, purple nose; something pals have been keeping quiet about.
"It was very awkward when we first met Kai," our source continued. "We all sort of looked at each other, and then at Coleen. She was looking very sheepish. I think it was pretty obvious then that he wasn't Wayne's baby."
Coleen had been trying to stop her husband finding out, relieved that he hadn't noticed the tell-tale signs, but Wayne's suspicions grew after one particularly unsavoury incident at a local bar.
"Wayne was cuddling Kai at the pub, and all the girls were cooing over the new baby. One of them leaned in and asked whether he was having fun."
Little Kai then shocked the tavern by exclaming: "Ah, there's nay doot about that!"
"Wayne screamed like a girl," claims our insider. "Before passing Kai to Coleen and making a hasty exit."
It is understood that Kai was conceived after a heady night of Glaswegian passion, and Coleen, 23, has now realised she has little choice but to come clean with her husband. Wayne is said to be dreading the news, and right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
"He's very close to the edge after all of this. I don't know how he'll cope when Coleen confirms the news he desperately doesn't want to hear. I just hope he doesn't take it out on Kai's real father - the man's a pensioner!"
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