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Originally Posted by Plechazunga
Yes that was my favourite bit, I tried to find it again after I read it so I could give it a little green laughing smilie, but was broadsided by a cluster of flying sub-clauses and had to call off the search.
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Live and let live.
Apparently Mockney used to have an editor. That is, until the day he mysteriously vanished. In the woods surrounding Mockney's lair is a toolshed that no animal will approach because of a distinctive odor.
Rumor has it that within the shed lies a vaguely human-shaped heap of discarded sentence fragments, atop which sits a single note bearing the letters H-E-L
It is unknown whether the last letter was meant to be a P or an L.
But the neighbors have observed that on particularly chilly nights, a light can be seen burning in the toolshed, and what sounds like thin mocking laughter carries through the wood when the wind is right.