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but they were too stupid to know it.
They had spent the last 26 years having daily wanking contests.
The score now is 4065 to 5425, in favour of 26.
However, 26 years of daily wanking has left them with one massive arm, and one withered arm each, the massive arms are now almost superhuman, and our intrepid heroes are able to smash the walls down and make an escape!
To their shock and horror, they find that the future is far different than they could ever have imagined.
Walking around, they see that almost every shop is called "Plechazunga's", remembering that name from their distant past, they decide to check one out!
In they go, the shop is darkened, they can see the shadow of a young man in the corner, the smell of bacon fills their nostrils, 26 gets hungry.
"Excuse me sir" enquires 26, " but where can we get something to eat around here, cos we've been locked up for 26 years surviving on only 6 meals a day"
"And why is every shop called Plechazunga's?" pipes up Gaz.
The man in the corner stands up, he gestures to our heroes to follow him into the back of the shop.
"Would you like a bacon sandwich?" said the man "and would you like to see my collection of foreskin?"
The man provides 26 and Gaz with a bacon buttie, and tells his tale!
"My name is Colin, Colin Plechazunga Jr to be precise, I'm a millionaire after selling my late fathers, Colin Plechazunga Snr, collection of dictionaries and encyclopedia Brittania to the Ministry of Defence in 2013! By using long words that many people had never heard of, the British Army managed to confuse our enemies into surrender, for this, the government awarded me milions of pounds and ownership of London."
"I knew your father" said 26 "If I remember rightly, he was a wordy little southern cunt, who used to post ridiculous words on a Man Utd Website. How did he die?"
"It was very sad" Colin replied "He was killed in a tragic foreskin replacement accident. So I named all of my Time Travel shops after him"
"TIME TRAVEL" shouted Gaz "we could go back and change everything back to normal, can we go back to 2004?"
Colin Plechanunga Jr led them to the back room, and put then put the 2 heroes into a pod. He shut the door, flicked the switch, and all went dark!
Disorientated and temporarily blinded, 26 and Gaz stumbled around, slowly their sight returned, and they found that they were in the beer garden of the Turf and Feather in Warrington.
"Bloody hell, that was an experience" said 26 "Do you reckon we should go and find Plech and tell him about his foreskin accident?"
Just as they said that, a tesco delivery van came round the corner, slowly, and nearly ran 26 over.........
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