Archive for January, 2010

Green and Gold: Why the club must be sold

January 25th, 2010 by B Cantona

So, the bond issue has been taken up. The club is top of the Premier league once more. It seems there genuinely is some money to invest into new playing staff, even if Sir Alex won’t be using it this transfer window. Conditions are perfect for the majority of supporters to lapse into apathy, and put their heads back in the sand with regard to the Glazer ownership of the club. And yet at the weekend, the green and gold livery was out in force at Old Trafford. The protest was widely covered in the media, both in the written press and the TV coverage beamed across the world. Even Redcafe itself was mentioned on Talksport radio for its anti Glazer position, a site considered by some to be the most apathetic United forum when it comes to the current state of ownership. Not anymore.

In his program notes on Saturday, Sir Alex nailed his colours to the mast. He’s looking out for immediate first team affairs, and our chances of winning the title this season. Unconcerned by the Glazer ownership at least publically, he fears the impact a split amongst the fans could have on his side: “Some of our fans are clearly unhappy with the financial position, but we mustn’t allow the situation to become divisive. The danger, as I see it, is that we could be presented as being split, which would be harmful and inaccurate because I believe the vast majority of United fans are behind us and appreciate the importance of standing together in support of the team.”

Why though does Sir Alex think that supporters concerned by the Glazer ownership are anything other than ‘behind’ the team? Is it not blindingly obvious that supporters who take an interest in the future wellbeing of the club, and are prepared to do something to make that known, are fully behind supporting their team? They simple want to make sure there are future teams to get fully behind. When Sir Alex says:  “We must remain loyal to the cause of Manchester United. The staff and players should be quite one-eyed about that, and stay true to the history of the club and all the work done by Sir Matt Busby and the other managers who have contributed to creating the great club we have at Old Trafford today.”; does he not realize that’s precisely what the supporters are doing?

The green and gold protest is an excellent idea. It’s highly visible, it’s peaceful, and it’s something all United supporters are able and willing to get involved with. On its own, of course it won’t actually instigate any change at the top. But it’s a start, and also a sure sign that lessons have been learnt from the initial opposition tactics of five years ago, when the club initially changed hands. Boycott uptake was relatively small. When push comes to shove, passionate United supporters want to watch the club regardless, and organizing a 70,000 boycott is nigh impossible. Those that went to follow FC were replaced – the Glazers don’t care who fills the stadium, just as long as the cash comes in. The intentions were laudable; the execution was not. The power of the supporters is in numbers, acting in a United manner. The current protest is the perfect way to get that ball rolling.

For those not yet converted to the cause, or who don’t fully understand what the big deal is, let me briefly summarize the situation. United were virtually debt free before the Glazers took over the club. Initially the opposition focused on rather unsavory anti-Yank sentiment, but it soon became clear just how much the Glazers were borrowing in order to purchase the club – a debt that has now risen to over £700million. The club has grown beyond even the Glazers seemingly over-optimistic initial projections in the five years since, higher turnover and generating more profit than ever before. And yet the vast majority of that profit is immediately sunk into debt servicing: not paying off the debt itself, rather paying off the interest it accumulates alone. Despite record success on the pitch, the debt has never stopped growing.

Obviously, this situation has implications for the team. The net spend since the Glazers took over is around the £10million mark, a paltry figure and no-where near the £25million+ they promised to spend per season. Season ticket prices have risen on average around 60%, pricing many supporters out, and vastly reducing demand to the point where it’s no longer a rarity to see United fail to achieve a full house. Obviously, prices would likely have increased anyway, but it’s the scale of raise that makes the eyes water. Before, the club could afford to keep prices lower than they perhaps ought to have been in relation to the rest of the top flight; not anymore. But ultimately, the greatest fear is that of the future of United. Where does the money come from in 2017, the current date set for the repayment of the main debt?

It’s disappointing hearing the likes of Sir Alex and Paddy Crerand, legends of the club, dismissing the anti-Glazer movement. Not unexpected, they are on the clubs current payroll after all, and it’s certainly a lot easier for someone like Lee Sharpe, a former player now unassociated with the club, to tell it like it really is. But take what they say with a pinch of salt; believe your own instincts, your own eyes, and your own ears. Understand that the Glazer opposition and resultant protest is borne out of a passionate concern for the long term wellbeing of this club. Get behind the momentum gathering campaigns, get involved. Wear your green and gold with pride!

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A Day with Sir Alex

January 21st, 2010 by askabob

1986 was the year of the Chernobyl disaster, the Challenger explosion, and the World Exposition in Vancouver, Canada. It was also the year in which Sir Alex Ferguson joined Manchester United.

Perhaps the most recognizable face of English football over the past few decades, Sir Alex Ferguson is a name familiar to virtually every football fanatic in the world. Having won more than 30 trophies in his time at Manchester United, Sir Alex deserves every accolade that comes his way. Unfortunately, being the most successful manager in British history isn’t all fun: Ferguson is constantly scrutinized by the media and gathers considerable abuse from opposition managers and players.

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It seems that the media only likes to discuss controversy surrounding Ferguson. These days, he is ridiculed for his remarks about match officials’ fitness or the amount of stoppage time, and the public often forget that he is human, regardless of what his emotionless face conveys during a match. However, behind that facade of steel lies a man with a golden heart, a man who extends gracious hands to managers in distress, a man who is a father figure for numerous of his players, a man who transforms an ordinary day for a wounded soldier into the ‘best day of his life.’

Any supporter of football would take pleasure in meeting Sir Alex, and Manchester United fans would treasure such a moment for the rest of their lives. Our very own cold-zebra and youngco from the newbies had the privilege of meeting Sir Alex at the Trinity College Philosophical Society, where he was inducted as an Honorary Patron.

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I had a chance to speak with these caftards regarding Ferguson’s visit. Youngco describes his experience:

Yesterday evening, I had the pleasure of hearing one of my personal heroes and one of the greatest managers to grace this sport speak to a crowded room at Trinity College Dublin. Upon hearing that Sir Alex was going to be speaking in my college, I knew that I had to be there and thankfully I was one of the lucky few to get a ticket.

Sitting in a crowded room of roughly two hundred people waiting for the great man to enter, you could feel the electric atmosphere. When the doors open and he walked in, the crowd rose to their feet and greeted him with warm applause. Sir Alex looked a bit embarrassed but smiled and waved back.

As the room came to a hushed silence, the great man started to speak (and after adjusting to his accent) I listed intently as he spoke of his youth and what had shaped him as such a great man. He mentioned hard work and about taking your opportunities and luck. On recapping a story of Irish deportation he removed a sheet of paper from his pocket to ensure he got the ”fachts” of the story. At this, there were several giggles around the room as it evoked memories of a certain Spanish manager.

Fergie continued by discussing his modern role in the club and how he controls the modern footballer. He also stated his dislike for players who push away team mates when they score and look for self adulation and also tattoo’s and ear rings–possibly a dig at a couple of high profile former players!

To finish up the night, a few questions were put to Sir Alex and he revealed that Gazza was the greatest player he never managed to sign. He also let us know that he expected Jon O’Shea not to play again this season, and when asked about the Henry handball incident, he replied with a chuckle, ”I didn’t see it”.

I know people say that you should never meet your idols but after last night I have to disagree. Having the pleasure to spend just one hour with Sir Alex has reaffirmed what I thought before. He is an intelligent and witty man, and if he says he isn’t worried about the rest of the season and that we do have money to spend, I have to say I’m willing to believe him.

Youngco is a lucky guy, as is cold-zebra. Here are his thoughts:

Sir Alex Ferguson was last night announced as an Honorary Patron of the TCD Philosophy Society, a student-run paper-reading and debating organization that has been in existence since 1683. The society has seen many famous faces pass through its doors, with notable figures including Edward Carson, Oscar Wilde, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Dame Helen Mirren, and Bram Stoker–who actually presided over the council in 1869. The top honour that any non-member of the society can receive, the Honorary Patron was awarded to Sir Alex by the College Provost.

Upon his entrance, Sir Alex received a standing ovation from the waiting crowd. He was awarded with a medal to signify his patronage and then took a seat at the top of the room alongside famous Irish horse commentator Des Cahill, a close friend of Fergie. He discussed the philosophies that he has applied to his life, specifically, “Work hard, always take your opportunities and never change.”

He told a few anecdotes about taking opportunities, including one about his early footballing career at his second club St. Johnstone in which he told his manager he could not play for the reserves one day due to the “flu,” when in reality he just didn’t want to play. The manager, however, didn’t accept this and told Fergie that he was actually going to start in the first team, and that it was up to him whether to take the chance or not. He did take it and the following day became the first man to ever score a hat trick against Rangers at Ibrox.

He told us how he completed a six year apprenticeship in tool-making under the orders of his father, who told him that he would never make it as a footballer. When Sir Alex defied him and signed for Queen’s Park, his father severed nearly all connections with his son.

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Ferguson revealed one of the things he tells every player he signs, be it a 35-year-old Laurent Blanc or a 16-year-old Ryan Giggs: “never change.” As soon as he notices any player changing who they are, he will no longer respect him as much as the other players. He went into a bit more detail on this and all but mentioned David Beckham’s name.

He’s an incredible man to listen to. A bit difficult to understand in parts but he’s extremely well spoken, intelligent and a funny man as well. The crowd were captivated and hardly breathed as he talked. He spoke for about half an hour and then it moved onto a Q and A hosted by Des Cahill. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to myself, questions had been submitted a week ago and so none of your deep and meaningful questions were asked.

  • Paul Gascoigne was the best player we never signed.
  • Denis Irwin’s goal against Wimbledon in 96/97 to make it 2-0- was the best United goal he’s ever witnessed.
  • He chews Orbit.
  • He believes that any player who earns £100,000 plus a week fully deserves it.
  • He never has any trouble motivating his players because successful players get so used to winning that they can’t face a loss.
  • He “didn’t see” Thierry Henry’s handball.
  • He loves history and is currently reading a book about the life of Ted Kennedy.
  • He already has Avatar on DVD.
  • Les Kershaw is the most talkative man that ever lived.
  • If there was one word that defined his career, it’s “luck”.

After a little under three quarters of an hour of questioning it was over. Another standing ovation was administered and Fergie left the room. I only managed to get a handshake afterwards but he was very pleasant to anyone who wanted autographs or photos until some guy questioned him outside about the Glazers, at which point he walked to his car and that was that. He’s an absolute genius of a man, truly inspirational.

Part of Ferguson’s success is due to the fact that he has stuck with the same club for so long–his destiny was sealed when a young Mark Robins scored the winner on a water-logged pitch against a strong Nottingham Forest side–and the rest is history. With 24 years under his belt at the helm of Manchester United, Sir Alex is currently building his fourth great team. However, it is inevitable to wonder how many years he has left.

Sir Alex could not elude a cheeky fan who asked him who would retire first: Ferguson or Ryan Giggs.

“At the moment it looks like we’ll be riding off into the sunset together,” he professed, revealing the heartwarming relationship between two Old Trafford legends.

Regardless of how long Sir Alex stays as the manager, we will forever be indebted to him for revitalizing the magnificence of the Busby Babes. We are truly lucky fans to have witnessed such a great manager lead our club to glory.

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Imagine the best goal ever (a Paint contest)

January 18th, 2010 by Nani Nana

Here are the two actions that fed my dreams since I was a kid :

  • The Ultimate Maradona

It’s 87th minute at the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium, and Liverpool leads 1-0 against United in the dying minutes of the Champions League final. A penalty is awarded to the dippers after yet another shameful dive by Liverpool’s most loyal player ever that gets our goalkeeper sent off. Jack Kerouac takes off his gloves and goes out in tears. Fergie has already made his three replacements, it will be down to an outfield player to replace Kerouac in goal. Before leaving the pitch, the Pole picks up the gloves and decides to give them to you, with a glimmer of light in the eye, and utters : TY CZAS NA GOWNO” (good luck).

You put on his gloves and go between the goal posts. Fernando Torres takes a deep breath, confident of converting  this marvellous opportunity and secure a Champions League win for Liverpool. He thrusts, shoots towards his left.. But you squeeze to the ground and have a slight touch on the ball, slight enough to prevent the ball from entering the net, but not to evade Torres who runs to it.. Yet suddenly you get up, do a Fellaini.. and counter attack yourself under the heavy rain of Madrid !! (it’s a dream, it cannot rain in Madrid..) Liverpool players are baffled as your pace sees off one, two and three opponents. You approach the half way line and do a Ronaldinho flip-flap to Jamie Carragher who had already seen this before on TV, but can’t prevent it ! Skrtel makes a desperate come-back as you let the ball past him and collect it again in a Pelé fashion !

Pepe Reina is powerless as you fire a rocket into the top right corner, take off Kerouac’s gloves and run around, as Alan Hansen is overheard in the stands shouting.. “that’s diabolical…perhaps the second best goal ever after Dirk Kuyt’s tap in against West Brom”

  • “This is like the love child of Dennis Bergkamp and Dennis Bergkamp’s fist”

The Olympic stadium of Johannesburg is packed up as England takes on Denmark in an improbable final to the World Cup. Rio Ferdinand gives the ball to Michael Carrick whose through ball finds Wayne Rooney, preparing a majestic scissor-kick volley.. but Simon Kjaer head the ball away. A massive, massive head kick that gets to you, on the brink of England’s penalty area. You fight with John Terry as the ball rebounds to the ground. In an incredible strike of inspiration, you then flick the ball with the heel while circling an amazed Terry, in an aerial remake of Dennis Bergkamp’s beauty.

Ashley Cole runs at you, but you see him off with a Zidane feint.. David Seaman, who made an unexpected come-back in the English squad, is ready to parry your try but the curler goes straight into the back of the net.. Joe Cole shouts “Golaaaazo” and reveals a Viking tattoo on his chest that finally explains his amazing pale but sieved looks that render him the only human being looking better with a shaven head than with hair…

Here’s the pattern.. up to you lads

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Brum There Over The Same Show – 10 Things I Noticed (Birmingham vs Man Utd)

January 10th, 2010 by Mockney

Terrible Pun I know. Something about it being as toothless as the Leeds game….or something. Anyway, 10 Things I noticed from Birmingham City vs Manchester United

1. I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For – In fact I still haven’t found what I need to find to be able to work out what  it is I’m supposed to be looking for in the first place. Watching United over the last week or so has been like watching a team who aren’t Manchester United, attempt to play like Manchester United, badly. Occasionally they get it right, but more through luck than judgement. The most saddening aspect of this game was that despite getting 4 million minutes of injury time, we didn’t create a single chance, or even a single penetrating forward thrust in the right direction during it. The odd thing is I can’t really work out why. It’s too obvious to say we miss Ronaldo cos the player playing in his stead, Antonio Valencia, is actually playing quite well and above the level of most of the others. We clearly were carried by him a little at times, but never so ineptly in his absence as we have in the last week or so. Tevez? Troll boy wouldn’t have come on until the 85th minute anyway and his hustle and bustle wouldn’t have contributed that much if anything to the fluidity of our attacking play. The rest of the chancers are all the same, with Scholes and Fletcher actually playing better than they did last season. So what the flibedy jibbit is going on? Bad moral? Bit too cold? Not enough Wheatabix?

2. Man-Child – An obvious and very lazy observation (but I’m feeling very lazy today..for a change) is that Wayne Rooney isn’t stepping up. It’s always noticable when he plays well that the rest of the team tend to follow suit (or at the least it looks like it) but annoyingly, his annual dip in form seems to be dragging on for longer than usual. Baby fatigue syndrome maybe? It’s not like he looks tired, more that he looks indecisive, which was never a trait in the old Rooney. Maybe those around him aren’t getting into the right positions? Shoot then!…Oh, it’s gone over. Ahh well. He does seem to be labouring under the impression he’s playing Rubgy lately, his shootings gone all crazy-like. Whereas before he’d cut in an whip a dipping drive towards the top corner, he now seems to think the top corner of the stand is a much more manageable target. I’m constantly baffled by Rooney, his enormous potential, his vanishing hairline and his consistent trouble in finding a pleasing way to deal with either.

3.  Crap and the Beans fault - Our very own baked bean head seems to have decided that football is a rubbish game and he doesn’t want to play it anymore. I love Wesley Brown, I remember when he broke through how exciting a prospect he seemed, but his inconsistency is a worry. His injury record is clearly a major reason for this but the errors are totting up and I’m starting to loose any confidence when the ball comes near him. Annoyingly the ball seems to feel the opposite and has decided Wes is its bestest fwend in the whole wide world and it wants to be near him at all times. Wes is clearly troubled by this as his nervous attempts to shake off it’s attentions are becoming a little frantic. I’m not blaming him for yesterday particularly, more the Leeds game. When he obviously remembered he’d left the fridge open or something.

4. Park-Life – part 423 – Errrgghhh….Thats me resisting the urge to rant. We need better wingers though really don’t we?, because he isn’t a winger, he’s like a confusing cross breed between a Beckham-esque winger without the crossing ability and a full back without any particularly good defensive qualities. Which is just ‘meh’ really isn’t it?

5. Marmaduke - Sounded like Marmaduke but it was probably Mame Diouf. Bizarre decision to bring on an untested new signing who’s only recent competitive experience was in the Norwegian League instead of say…oh I dunno…Michael Owen? It was also bizarre to leave it so late since we hadn’t been looking like scoring in the previous 80 minutes and didn’t look like we were about to either. Regardless though he was very fast. What else he was I’ve no idea because he only touched the ball 3 times. The first time he fell over but tackled someone, the second he miscontroled it and the third he miscontroled it but luckily managed to beat his man (well, a man) and put in weak a cross shot sort of thing. No basis to judge him on though as he was annoyingly given no service and nothing to work with. Good to see he’s apparently ready to go straight in the team though.

6. Stop – Fergie Time! - Dunno where that came from. Didn’t make a blind bit of difference though. We could’ve had 45 minutes of stoppage time and wouldn’t've scored a winner. They might have though

7. Rafael is Cool but Rude – Cabbage patch doll No1 has been a fairly constant positive from the last 2 games. He wasn’t great by a long shot but there is just something  I like about him. His tackling is fucking dangerous at time though. His positioning is still pretty terrible too, or more accurately his inability to stay still is. He’ll sort of go to tackle someone, then either pivot on the ball or throw his body in whatever direction he sees fit and if he fails to win it, he leaves a huge gaping space where he’s just been, and then seems to run the furthest way back round to his starting point possible to try and get it again. Despite that though it’s still pretty difficult to get passed him and his forward thrust is very useful in our absence of any particularly good wingers. Him and Evra might as well be playing as wingers for all I’ve noticed. If we cloned the two of them we’d probably have quite a good midfield.

8. Barnet City – What the fuck was up with Christian Benitez’ hair? He seemed to have some abstract interpretation of the Big Bang Theory carved into his barnet. Troubled us once but was luckily crap

9. Only the Fletch is Good Enough – In lieu anything more interesting to say, I’d like to draw your attention to this quote from Goal.coms match ratings

“Darren Fletcher – 4 – Pointless slanging match with referee Mark Clattenburg boiled over as he was sent off for two yellow cards. Was on the periphery of the match for the rest of the contest.”

Now if he could only work out how to be heavily involved in the match after being sent off, he’d finally be World Class ey pete?

10. Things Can Only Get Better – That’s not strictly true of course, but i’m sure it will be. They’re all going on a summer holiday now until Burnley at home and even in a slump, I can’t see that being another toothless display. Even if it was a bit of a let down, you can’t really claim we weren’t the better team. Birmingham rarely threatened until Fletch got sent off and, although we hardly created anything, we were all over them to a degree. They got a lucky goal, we got a lucky goal, but we at least deserved our luck. Boncebackability is what is needed. Chin up lads…Chin up!….?? No?…Alright fine, grumble grumble grumble humbug

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On the Commercialization of Football

January 5th, 2010 by askabob

The commercialization of football in the modern era has ushered in drastic changes to the game, transforming what initially was a game played by gentlemen into a multi-billion dollar industry.

Commercialization of football, simply put, reduces competition. In each of Europe’s top leagues, one can realistically only expect two or three teams to challenge for the title. Other clubs do not have the resources to compete with these elite teams, because the biggest sponsors pay the most money to the winning teams. This, coupled with the income from TV sponsorship deals and European football, creates a vicious cycle in which top clubs use their extensive resources to bring in fresh talent, thereby greatly reducing the threat of smaller clubs taking over their high pedestal of income. Effectively, a vast gulf in class is created between these so-called ‘European clubs’ and the rest, which leads to doubts about the future health of the game.

A problem in many of Europe’s top leagues (namely Serie A and La Liga) is the lack of collective television deals. Clubs are allowed to negotiate their own television sponsorship, meaning that the majority of the money goes to top clubs such as Real Madrid and Inter Milan, whereas smaller clubs are left with the scraps. One method to help reduce the gulf between clubs would be to introduce collective TV deals as in the case of the English Premier League so that sponsorship would be distributed equally between teams. This increases competition in lower leagues as well because clubs strive to gain promotion to the financial paradise that is the Premier League.

Another problem facing clubs are the high wage demands of top players. With numerous players earning more kicking a ball around for 90 minutes a week than the common man earns in a year, smaller clubs are finding it increasingly difficult to attract the finest athletes. A localized salary cap to each league with the cooperation of UEFA, the EU, and FAs of each league would help ensure that elite clubs are not at an advantage by offering outrageous wages to players. A slow implementation of a salary cap throughout Europe would also guarantee that players would not leave leagues for wages as everyone would be on a level playing field, although low taxes in certain countries (i.e. Spain) could still tempt players to move.

Wages of Top Players in 2008/09
Highest Paid Players in 2008/2009

The aforementioned proposal is highly unlikely in the foreseeable future due to conflicts with current EU laws and with Michel Platini at the helm of UEFA. Platini’s FIFA counterpart Sepp Blatter has proposed a ’6+5′ solution in which clubs have eventually have to field six players of the league’s nationality by the 2012-13 season. This would help reduce the advantage that top clubs have of signing too many international players and allow the smaller clubs to attract these players instead. This will clearly weaken the dominance of the English Premier league, but with the yearly redundancy of teams in the latter stages of the Champions League, it may be a step in the positive direction. However, even the ’6+5′ proposal may not go through as the European Commission believes it breaks EU laws by discriminating based on nationality; FIFA claims it does not because clubs are not limited on how many international players they can sign but just on how many they can field at a given time.

Finally, numerous clubs are ruining the game by emphasizing the business aspect of the game over the football aspect. Such is the globalization of the ‘beautiful game’ that in many cases it has simply become a money-making industry. Of course, every organization requires some sort of profit to run, but in the case of football, the sole purpose often seems to be maximizing these profits. Some clubs give the impression that they would make money rather than please the fans, seemingly trying to convince the public that wearing the logo of a popular club is more fashionable than sporting a Gucci or Lacoste.

This money-hungry aspect of football can be summed up by Real Madrid’s purchase of David Beckham in 2003. Florentino Pérez justified Madrid’s purchase of Beckham over Ronaldinho:

“How ugly is Ronaldinho?! There was no point buying him, it wasn’t worth it. He’s so ugly that he’d sink you as a brand. Between Ronaldinho and Beckham, I’d go for Beckham a hundred times. Just look how handsome Beckham is, the class he has, the image. The whole of Asia has fallen in love with us because of Beckham. Ronaldinho is too ugly.”

Ronaldinho and Perez
Sorry Mr. Pérez, but you don’t look any better than Ronaldinho

It is undeniable that any particular league would be more enjoyable if there were more than two or three title contending teams. However, the only way for smaller clubs to challenge the elite seems to be through an injection of money, as with Chelsea and more recently Manchester City (although the Premier League has been more competitive this year due to the Top Four becoming weaker). Since not all clubs have the privilege to be bought by a billionaire owner, FIFA and UEFA must take certain steps to ensure that everyone has a level playing field so that the future of the game can be secured.

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