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Old 28th April 2008, 23:47   #1 (permalink)
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Invent a new sport
We can do this, cnutos... if it catches on, we can get the TV rights and make our fortunes

Right... first of all, hexagonal field, for one thing
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Old 28th April 2008, 23:48   #2 (permalink)
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6 slightly spikey balls.
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Old 28th April 2008, 23:49   #3 (permalink)
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Well there has to be a ball involved somehow. Perhaps a sheep's testicle.
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Old 28th April 2008, 23:59   #4 (permalink)
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Okay, we're getting somewhere
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:02   #5 (permalink)
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Got to involve the audience, see Mexican wave shite. Probably the cunts have to throw the ball in or some such wank.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:04   #6 (permalink)
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Hnag on, what about if instead of a field, it was played in people's houses? So if you were watching it on telly, there'd be a small chance it could suddenly come barrelling through your front door, trashing the place but all in the name of sporting drama

The TV subscription fee would have to include some sort of damage waiver...
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:08   #7 (permalink)
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Hnag on, what about if instead of a field, it was played in people's houses? So if you were watching it on telly, there'd be a small chance it could suddenly come barrelling through your front door, trashing the place but all in the name of sporting drama

The TV subscription fee would have to include some sort of damage waiver...
That just sounds like some sort of violent "Daz doorstep challenge".
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:09   #8 (permalink)
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Excellent, that should set us up for a name...

Dazmatazz?

Daz Hazard...

Daz Spaz!
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:11   #9 (permalink)
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Kadazzi?

Hazmat Daz?

Dazzleball Spazzlecrawl!
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:11   #10 (permalink)
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Nah you don't want to shit on your own doorstep. You wanna be a playa in the castrated drama rather than a supporter. Think posing or talent show rather than fighting.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:17   #11 (permalink)
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Hnag on, what about if instead of a field, it was played in people's houses? So if you were watching it on telly, there'd be a small chance it could suddenly come barrelling through your front door, trashing the place but all in the name of sporting drama

The TV subscription fee would have to include some sort of damage waiver...
That's stretching it a bot. You could do it roof to roof, people wouldn't mind a smashed window now and then.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:18   #12 (permalink)
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I'm out of ideas already. I just keep thinking of that bit in Flash Gordon when they're on that tilting disc with spikes coming up from the floor.
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Okay, roof to roof it is.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:21   #14 (permalink)
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So you throw this spiky ball from one rooftop that your team member must catch with his mouth while fending off the opposition player who's trying to hit it with a stainless steel rod.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:23   #15 (permalink)
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If it goes down the chimney the last person to touch it has to throw themselves off the roof
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:25   #16 (permalink)
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Bonus runs for catching it with your crotch.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:26   #17 (permalink)
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How about "Hot-air balloon jousting"?

EDIT - ..."LIVE"
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Now, that is a fucking great idea
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:28   #19 (permalink)
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Yeah, poke the other guy's balloon to win.
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Or aim for the basket, if you're feeling confident.
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You could have twenty of the feckers in the air at the same time. Slowly jousting.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:32   #22 (permalink)
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I'm feeling you

sorry, started talking to my cock there
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I hope you're not "slowly jousting"
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:43   #24 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:46   #25 (permalink)
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Excellent, that should set us up for a name...

Dazmatazz?

Daz Hazard...

Daz Spaz!
Daz the way, uh huh, uh huh, Plech likes it. Uh huh, uh huh.

Possibly too long?

Would be D.T.W.U.H.U.H.P.L.I.U.H.U.H for short.
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If it goes down the chimney the last person to touch it has to throw themselves off the roof
In other words the last person to touch it has to toss themselves off.
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Old 29th April 2008, 00:58   #27 (permalink)
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Motor chess. Need I say more?
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Old 29th April 2008, 01:01   #28 (permalink)
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Ferret toss. Pretty self explanatory.
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Old 29th April 2008, 01:04   #29 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2008, 01:06   #30 (permalink)
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Why does the American team have a longer pole?
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Why does the American team have a longer pole?
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And so to conclude my unparalleled list of altogether ludicrous and impractical sports, I present to you: pigeon darts. Again needs no explanation.
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Old 29th April 2008, 01:16   #33 (permalink)
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Are we aiming for pigeons or using them as darts?
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I think that one might actually need some explanation
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Are we aiming for pigeons or using them as darts?
The former, the latter and both.
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