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Wobbles like a massive pair of tits
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Forget fishing-orangutans, penguin-raping-seals are where it's at
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What the hell is going on with the animals lately? |
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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There was a paper about mallards raping ducks a few years back, the feminists went ballistic, claiming that using the word 'rape' for animals legitimated human rape, because it made it 'natural'.
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Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina
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![]() btw, i think it's pretty obvious what happened between the seal and the penguin the seal was about to eat the penguin, but the penguin begged the seal "please, don't kill me, i'm too youg to die, i'll do anything, i'll suck your cock!" he turn around and said "here, you can fuck me" and the seal, that already had eaten some fishes and was only looking for dessert thought "why not? here's a story i can tell the guys next poker night" btw. that's exactly the way espada started his gorilas fetichism |
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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I bet it all started out as harmless fun. I think the penguin said to the seal "Hey, seal, come over here". When the seal got there the penguin said "how do penguin's like their cola?" At this point the seal was very frustrated and puzzled and said "I don't fucking know!, you tell me?" then the penguin said "On the rocks!" and started laughing. The seal took this as an insult and said "I'll show you on the fucking rocks!" Then the seal raped the penguin on the rocks.
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: exiled in Worcester
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Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.
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![]() Chinstrap - a great new term to describe a homosexual. ![]() Oi.........who'you calling a chinstrap |
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