Kim Jong-il bans World Cup coverage - unless North Korea win

Im red2 · 28th November 2009, 07:38

Kim Jong-il bans World Cup coverage - unless North Korea win - Telegraph

Adzzz · 28th November 2009, 11:40

It's fair to say we all rike winning but this is a little extreme.

Justin · 28th November 2009, 11:49

I wouldn't be surprised if they simply manufacture the scores and feed it to the people. North Korea wins World Cup.

Mockney · 28th November 2009, 11:54

Hirarious but...

Quote:

The Sun newspaper reported.

It's most rikery stiw twu though

Lester Freamon · 28th November 2009, 13:46

The situation in North Korea is so bizarre that some of the reports from there are quite hilarious - like the time Kim Jong-Il was out playing golf and finished the round with 9 holes-in-one. It's funny until you realise there are millions of people there who have been indoctrinated for so long they don't have any idea of how the real world looks like. They believe these hilarious news snippets because they are so sheltered from what we call reality they may as well be living on another planet.

When you see footage from North Korea it's hard to believe a place such as that exists because most of all it reminds me of some gloomy, dark movie set in an imaginary post-apocalyptic nightmare.

EZee · 29th November 2009, 19:55

it would somewhat take the suspence out of watching a game though wouldnt it

Frosty · 29th November 2009, 21:44

What I want to know is that as it is crime punishable by death to leave North Korea, how are the players getting to South Africa?

esmufc12 · 29th November 2009, 21:50

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Originally Posted by Frosty

What I want to know is that as it is crime punishable by death to leave North Korea, how are the players getting to South Africa?

That punishment awaits them if they don't win the World Cup, apparently.

If that's not motivation, nothing is.

R_Nick · 29th November 2009, 21:51

McLovin · 29th November 2009, 22:13

Big Brother is watching

Church o Choccy · 30th November 2009, 14:50

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Originally Posted by The Caveman

The situation in North Korea is so bizarre that some of the reports from there are quite hilarious - like the time Kim Jong-Il was out playing golf and finished the round with 9 holes-in-one. It's funny until you realise there are millions of people there who have been indoctrinated for so long they don't have any idea of how the real world looks like. They believe these hilarious news snippets because they are so sheltered from what we call reality they may as well be living on another planet.

When you see footage from North Korea it's hard to believe a place such as that exists because most of all it reminds me of some gloomy, dark movie set in an imaginary post-apocalyptic nightmare.

It's intriguing in the extreme. I don't know if we'll ever see another state like this again, I'm always grabbing every little titbit of information on North Korea, there's just so little.

Did you know there are an estimated 4000 North Korean spies in South Korea? When I was in South Korea my friends were explaining to me that there are two emergency numbers - 1 for police, fire, ambulance etc and another to report North Korean spy activity. It's insane.

Mockney · 4th December 2009, 19:29

So....Brazil, Portugal & Ivory Coast

No games to be shown there then. In fact, they might as well just pretend it isn't happening

x42bn6 · 4th December 2009, 19:30

Those players must be terrified now - if they get spanked, which they likely will, what on Earth will happen to them when they get back home?

Justin · 4th December 2009, 19:35

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Originally Posted by x42bn6

Those players must be terrified now - if they get spanked, which they likely will, what on Earth will happen to them when they get back home?

Plan an escape sometime during the tournament.

Mockney · 4th December 2009, 19:37

Someone should send them a copy of Escape to Victory

Team Brian GB · 4th December 2009, 21:15

If they were drawn against us they would probably try and claim asylum from John Terry.

28th November 2009, 07:38	#1 (permalink)
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28th November 2009, 11:40	#2 (permalink)
Adzzz Astrophysical Genius Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Asagan, for Sagat X is the true path. Sir Alex - you're an old dick, but I respect you. Posts: 20,907	It's fair to say we all rike winning but this is a little extreme.

28th November 2009, 11:49	#3 (permalink)
Justin First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 24,499	I wouldn't be surprised if they simply manufacture the scores and feed it to the people. North Korea wins World Cup.

28th November 2009, 13:46	#5 (permalink)
Lester Freamon Aka Caveman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Republik of Berbonia Posts: 6,809	The situation in North Korea is so bizarre that some of the reports from there are quite hilarious - like the time Kim Jong-Il was out playing golf and finished the round with 9 holes-in-one. It's funny until you realise there are millions of people there who have been indoctrinated for so long they don't have any idea of how the real world looks like. They believe these hilarious news snippets because they are so sheltered from what we call reality they may as well be living on another planet. When you see footage from North Korea it's hard to believe a place such as that exists because most of all it reminds me of some gloomy, dark movie set in an imaginary post-apocalyptic nightmare.

29th November 2009, 19:55	#6 (permalink)
EZee First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Where Angels Play Posts: 10,520	it would somewhat take the suspence out of watching a game though wouldnt it

29th November 2009, 21:44	#7 (permalink)
Frosty Logical and sensible but turns women gay Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,628	What I want to know is that as it is crime punishable by death to leave North Korea, how are the players getting to South Africa?

29th November 2009, 21:51	#9 (permalink)
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29th November 2009, 22:13	#10 (permalink)
McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Manchester, la la la Posts: 9,643	Big Brother is watching

4th December 2009, 19:29	#12 (permalink)
Mockney Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 23,824	So....Brazil, Portugal & Ivory Coast No games to be shown there then. In fact, they might as well just pretend it isn't happening

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x42bn6 First Team Regular Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 西田麻衣の谷間. Being a nerd, geek and virgin Posts: 17,080	Those players must be terrified now - if they get spanked, which they likely will, what on Earth will happen to them when they get back home?

4th December 2009, 19:37	#15 (permalink)
Mockney Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 23,824	Someone should send them a copy of Escape to Victory

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Team Brian GB Baby Cameron loves X-Factor Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,628	If they were drawn against us they would probably try and claim asylum from John Terry.