Tesco's bad results this week- blame gay pride and God!

Jippy · 16th January 2012, 00:26

You may have heard last week that Tesco's sales were down year-on-year over Christmas, which shocked the market. Its share price slumped 14%, wiping £4bn off its market value.

Tesco shares slump as Christmas sales disappoint - BusinessWeek

Forget the failure of its 'Big Price Drop' discounting programme- it was all down to God's vengeance after the retailer sponsored a section of Gay Pride apparently.

Tesco slump due to divine intervention, says Christian pressure group | Business | The Guardian

Love the way 'Christian Voice' doesn't let trivial concepts like time get in the way of its thinking.

SteveJ · 16th January 2012, 00:30

Ber-loody hell...

The quotes are so laughable & ludicrous one might think they were deliberately designed to discredit Christianity.

711 · 16th January 2012, 00:36

I would have shopped at Tesco's if they weren't such heathen bastards.

Saliph · 16th January 2012, 00:37

Can't argue with that.

Mockney · 16th January 2012, 01:09

Don't kid yourself Jippy, if a gay ever got the chance he'd bum you and everyone you ever cared about.

SteveJ · 16th January 2012, 01:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

Don't kid yourself Jippy, if a gay ever got the chance he'd bum you and everyone you ever cared about.

It's true. And 'closet' is nearly an anagram of Tesco.

Mockney · 16th January 2012, 01:14

It really nearly is.

Jippy · 16th January 2012, 02:16

I reckon Boots will be the next to taste God's wrath after it put cock rings and anal beads next to kid's toys or whatever.

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Jippy Sleeps with tramps. If you've got the cardboard he'll bring the heat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In Neville's Laa Laa Land Posts: 4,514	Tesco's bad results this week- blame gay pride and God! You may have heard last week that Tesco's sales were down year-on-year over Christmas, which shocked the market. Its share price slumped 14%, wiping £4bn off its market value. Tesco shares slump as Christmas sales disappoint - BusinessWeek Forget the failure of its 'Big Price Drop' discounting programme- it was all down to God's vengeance after the retailer sponsored a section of Gay Pride apparently. Tesco slump due to divine intervention, says Christian pressure group \| Business \| The Guardian Love the way 'Christian Voice' doesn't let trivial concepts like time get in the way of its thinking.

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16th January 2012, 00:30	#2 (permalink)
SteveJ Nicest fella on the Caf and Newbie of the Year 2011 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The Divided Kingdom Posts: 11,918	Ber-loody hell... The quotes are so laughable & ludicrous one might think they were deliberately designed to discredit Christianity.

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711 Real Caftard Fantasy Champ 2009 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Would posters please stop listing our own players. We all know who they are and it's driving me fucking mad. Posts: 7,281	I would have shopped at Tesco's if they weren't such heathen bastards.

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Saliph Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 3,948	Can't argue with that.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	Don't kid yourself Jippy, if a gay ever got the chance he'd bum you and everyone you ever cared about.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	It really nearly is.

16th January 2012, 02:16	#8 (permalink)
Jippy Sleeps with tramps. If you've got the cardboard he'll bring the heat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In Neville's Laa Laa Land Posts: 4,514	I reckon Boots will be the next to taste God's wrath after it put cock rings and anal beads next to kid's toys or whatever.