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Old 9th February 2012, 16:53   #281 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:23   #282 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:23   #283 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:24   #284 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:24   #285 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:26   #286 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:26   #287 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:27   #288 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:30   #289 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:33   #290 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:36   #291 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:36   #292 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:37   #293 (permalink)
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How long was it out for? I only came online about two hours ago and that was long enough without the Caf for me.
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:38   #294 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:38   #295 (permalink)
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Sorry about that everyone, totally unforeseen outage. It was pretty much the cliched 'tripped on a cable' downtime! Someone in the data centre messed up but it's also a relief that it was an easy fix once the problem was found and there's no hardware fault so everything should be back running solid.

Thanks for your patience
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:39   #296 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:39   #297 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:39   #298 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:40   #299 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:56   #300 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 21:59   #301 (permalink)
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Dont be so harsh, hes only young. Its Evras fault!
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:00   #302 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:03   #303 (permalink)
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You're all clearly clueless.

Look, I'm not saying it was Rafael's fault. All I'm saying is even though Evra held up the cable, and Jonny Evans accidentally tripped on it while David De Gea pushed him, Rafael could have positioned himself a bit closer to the cable as to prevent the cable trip.

So, while I'm not blaming this downtime in it's entirety on Rafael, I do think he should do better.
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:13   #304 (permalink)
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I didnt panic. I checked the Snaf, then as a last resort I checked Reloaded.

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Old 10th February 2012, 22:14   #305 (permalink)
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I panicked. I checked SkySports, realized that was entirely shit, then checked BBC, realized the same plus the new page freaks me out, then I repeatedly tried to log on to the Caf without making it.

Ended up logging on to Facebook and Twitter, and sitting aphatically in a chair for an hour.
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:16   #306 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:52   #307 (permalink)
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Sorry about that everyone, totally unforeseen outage. It was pretty much the cliched 'tripped on a cable' downtime! Someone in the data centre messed up but it's also a relief that it was an easy fix once the problem was found and there's no hardware fault so everything should be back running solid.

Thanks for your patience
What makes you think we were patient?
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Old 11th February 2012, 02:21   #308 (permalink)
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Old 28th February 2012, 14:27   #309 (permalink)
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anyone else not connecting to the site or getting "she canne take the strain" messages when clicking into threads?
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Old 28th February 2012, 14:45   #310 (permalink)
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anyone else not connecting to the site or getting "she canne take the strain" messages when clicking into threads?
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Old 28th February 2012, 14:53   #311 (permalink)
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seems good now. it went on for about 10 minutes or so.
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Old 14th March 2012, 14:35   #312 (permalink)
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I was having some 401 authorisation error there, whats that all about?
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Old 14th March 2012, 14:38   #313 (permalink)
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I was having some 401 authorisation error there, whats that all about?
Site was down for some maintenance and only way you could view the site in that time was by entering a username and password. If it was wrong it came up with that authorisation error.
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Old 14th March 2012, 14:40   #314 (permalink)
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Yeah it wouldn't let me into the 'Soccer Manager' thread and then closed altogether.
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Old 14th March 2012, 14:42   #315 (permalink)
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Doing some routine maintenance today so the site was blocked with a username/password for about 10 minutes. Likely to be some more maintenance later in the day but should only last a few minutes.
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Old 14th March 2012, 14:46   #316 (permalink)
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My heart did skip a few beats there Niall, you should know that I find it difficult to deal with the shock of unexpected downtime by now
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Old 1st April 2012, 19:58   #317 (permalink)
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Been getting intermittant 'cannae take the strain messages'.

Had them for around 10-15 minutes straight about half an hour ago, along with Wayne_Rooney. Getting one every so often pop up as well.
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Old 1st April 2012, 20:03   #318 (permalink)
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Having a couple of minor issues atm, should be fixed shortly.
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Old 1st April 2012, 20:06   #319 (permalink)
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For me, it's just slow - pages taking a long time to load.
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Old 1st April 2012, 20:08   #320 (permalink)
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Okay, it's fixed.
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