10 STEPS to MAKE US the BEST in the WORLD...

25th January 2006, 02:12

Bearded Genius, is, well, a genius. I don't know if he has a beard though.

Remy · 25th January 2006, 02:17

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Originally Posted by Slabber

Bearded Genius, is, well, a genius. I don't know if he has a beard though.

Welcome back spastic

25th January 2006, 02:20

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Originally Posted by Remy

Welcome back spastic

Thanks cocktard.

dc_red · 25th January 2006, 02:35

Read # 1 and thought thats way too much for Diara. Then kept reading and started laughing my bollocks off at the rest....

25th January 2006, 02:37

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Originally Posted by GaryLifo

No offence, But quite how you managed to reach 4,400+ posts without getting yourself nominated for a Darwin award is beyond me.

SWISH (sound of point being missed by 032Devil)

He did the same in the gary neville petition thread in the football forum. He really is quite thick.

The Hairdryer · 25th January 2006, 04:45

Bearded,

How can you use Neville at right back when you've sold him to Cricket?

reelworld · 25th January 2006, 07:07

great thread!

at the spastic replies too!

Pscholes18 · 25th January 2006, 08:27

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez

dipshit

USDevil · 25th January 2006, 08:42

Class BG

Bury Red · 25th January 2006, 08:50

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Originally Posted by Pscholes18

dipshit

And just when you'd have thought the stench from the pile of bodies in the spiked pit combined with the large flashing

sign above it would have alerted any future numpties to the true intent of the thread, in falls another one.

Classic in the making BG

Plechazunga · 25th January 2006, 11:20

fucking quality

Especially the end:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

Donado · 25th January 2006, 11:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

And just when you'd have thought the stench from the pile of bodies in the spiked pit combined with the large flashing

sign above it would have alerted any future numpties to the true intent of the thread, in falls another one.

Classic in the making BG

Brilliant BG.

BeardedGenius · 28th January 2006, 13:30

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

M160RA · 28th January 2006, 14:40

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

His real name is John Michael Obi...no kidding.

metblack85 · 28th January 2006, 16:10

Maybe Marco Van Bastard will come out of retirement and we can sign him too

Plechazunga · 28th January 2006, 20:16

Can this be put in the classics please

Firstly, it deserves it, and secondly, it would save BG the embarrassment of having to bump it all the time to make sure people see it

BeardedGenius · 28th January 2006, 20:26

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Can this be put in the classics please

Firstly, it deserves it, and secondly, it would save BG the embarrassment of having to bump it all the time to make sure people see it

I don't know what you mean.

(Damn! I should have posted that when it fell off the 1st page!)

Remy · 29th January 2006, 00:23

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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

Converse All-stars surely!!! oh..and a Mars Bar

Huseyin10 · 19th February 2006, 19:23

kafta · 19th February 2006, 19:34

definetly high

25th January 2006, 02:12	#41 (permalink)
Slabber Posts: n/a	Bearded Genius, is, well, a genius. I don't know if he has a beard though.

25th January 2006, 02:35	#44 (permalink)
dc_red Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Irish in Washington DC Posts: 1,104	Read # 1 and thought thats way too much for Diara. Then kept reading and started laughing my bollocks off at the rest....

25th January 2006, 04:45	#46 (permalink)
The Hairdryer Crikey that stung Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hello Posts: 10,782	Bearded, How can you use Neville at right back when you've sold him to Cricket?

25th January 2006, 07:07	#47 (permalink)
reelworld Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: "I was never a great player" - Roy Keane, after being reminded that great players rarely make great managers. Posts: 4,985	great thread! at the spastic replies too!

25th January 2006, 08:42	#49 (permalink)
USDevil Soldier of Fortune Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Too close to Mexico, too far from a decent pub. Posts: 5,386	Class BG

28th January 2006, 13:30	#53 (permalink)
BeardedGenius Clean Shaven and Foolish Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 516	Did I mention buying John Obi Mikel from Shittu for £11.2m plus a pair of Puma trainers?

28th January 2006, 16:10	#55 (permalink)
metblack85 Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Your ass Posts: 234	Maybe Marco Van Bastard will come out of retirement and we can sign him too

28th January 2006, 20:16	#56 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	Can this be put in the classics please Firstly, it deserves it, and secondly, it would save BG the embarrassment of having to bump it all the time to make sure people see it

19th February 2006, 19:23	#59 (permalink)
Huseyin10 First Team Sub Join Date: May 2004 Location: "I Don't Want To Be Compared To Anyone, I'd Like To Impose My Own Style Of play And Do The Best For Myself And For My Club" - Cristiano Ronaldo Posts: 8,918

19th February 2006, 19:34	#60 (permalink)
kafta Perpetual Under 11's Team Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lebanon & On the throne of europe Posts: 2,777	definetly high