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Old 24th January 2006, 15:36   #1 (permalink)
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10 STEPS to MAKE US the BEST in the WORLD...

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney



STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:39   #2 (permalink)
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An ounce of what you're smoking please...oh.. and a pack of skins
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:41   #3 (permalink)
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An ounce of what you're smoking please...oh.. and a pack of skins
Same here Thank God he is not the manager.
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:42   #4 (permalink)
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I cant even find the right words
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:42   #5 (permalink)
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You play too much Football manager, I'm sure you'll agree.
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:48   #6 (permalink)
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You play too much Football manager, I'm sure you'll agree.
But he got all their names wrong which leads me to believe its a wind up?
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Old 24th January 2006, 15:51   #7 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:07   #8 (permalink)
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is it CM5 or Football Manager 2005
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:08   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeardedGenius
Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney



STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez
what wrong with you Bearded.
are you on drugs lately?
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:27   #10 (permalink)
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You have got to admit that Freddie Flintoff has all the qualities of a great central midfielder, power, agression, a good engine and he is a leader. If he could play football he would be perect!
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:37   #11 (permalink)
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Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez
Beardy are you sure your not Souness in disguise?
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:45   #12 (permalink)
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Dumb thread.
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:48   #13 (permalink)
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someone has been hitting the serious stuff
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:48   #14 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:50   #15 (permalink)
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Sell Saha and buy him back. Excellent club management.
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:51   #16 (permalink)
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lol its clearly a wind up
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Old 24th January 2006, 16:58   #17 (permalink)
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lol its clearly a wind up
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Old 24th January 2006, 17:18   #18 (permalink)
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you been puffing on the reefa again
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Old 24th January 2006, 17:22   #19 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius
Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney



STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez
One for the classics !!


FFS.
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Old 24th January 2006, 17:48   #20 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BeardedGenius

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez
I'd actually stick Flintoff upfront with Tevez, have Ballack in the centre and Cahill out on the left. You also forgot Steps 11, which is bring to in Jonny Wilkinson as the set-piece specialist.
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Old 24th January 2006, 17:52   #21 (permalink)
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Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney



STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez

i bet this is a wind up
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Old 24th January 2006, 18:08   #22 (permalink)
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Like it. Getting 4mil from Milan for O`Shea would be tougher than "buying Flintoff from cricket."
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Old 24th January 2006, 18:13   #23 (permalink)
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@ Bearded

@ the idiots in this thread.
 
Old 24th January 2006, 18:16   #24 (permalink)
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@ Bearded

@ the idiots in this thread.
seconded.

(Obviously, me and Dubai are not part of "the idiots in this thread", we are here representing the voice of reason)
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Old 24th January 2006, 18:18   #25 (permalink)
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seconded.

(Obviously, me and Dubai are not part of "the idiots in this thread", we are here representing the voice of reason)
Of course.
 
Old 24th January 2006, 18:26   #26 (permalink)
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Question Fortune - Quinton Fortune
Rio Walcott - Theo Walcott
Tom Cahill - Tim Cahill
Malboro Diarra - Mohamadou Diarra
Michael Silvestre >> Mikael Silvestre
Javier Mascapone >> Javier Mascherano
Kevin Richardson >> Kieran Richardson
Ji Park Sung >> Ji-sung Park or Park Ji-Sung
Mikael Ballack >> Michael Ballack
Lesley King >> Ledley King
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Old 24th January 2006, 19:04   #27 (permalink)
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good thread, usually dont lol alot around here
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Old 24th January 2006, 19:05   #28 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2006, 19:14   #29 (permalink)
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Old 24th January 2006, 19:20   #30 (permalink)
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Flintoff from cricket.

Brilliant.
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Old 24th January 2006, 21:02   #31 (permalink)
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Beardy are you sure your not Souness in disguise?
He'd be the new manager - part exchange for Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlos Quieirez in installments
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Old 24th January 2006, 21:05   #32 (permalink)
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He'd be the new manager - part exchange for Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlos Quieirez in installments

mccarthy as assistant !
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Old 24th January 2006, 21:08   #33 (permalink)
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mccarthy as assistant !
Be realistic.</