101 Uses for Emmanuel Eboue

Plechazunga · 19th May 2006, 16:51

61. Dog walker

Attach dog to the Eboue

Stick · 19th May 2006, 16:51

61. Useful icebreaker during prolonged silences on first dates. Having an uncomfortable silence with that bird from work you want to bone? Well just unleash your Emanuel Eboue and watch as he creates havock in the cinema, hamburger bar or pub!! She'll be putty in your hands!!

Plechazunga · 19th May 2006, 16:52

I'm not sure that would work

SmashedHombre · 19th May 2006, 16:53

6? Music video extra

Watch as he cleverly reinacts limp bizkits rollin

Big Andy · 19th May 2006, 16:54

65. Primitive Dyson Hoover

stick double sided sellotape to Eboue, and put him on your living room floor. Having spent so long in the Arsenal dressing room, he's guaranteed to never lose suction. Excellent for getting rid of dog hairs.

Stick · 19th May 2006, 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

I'm not sure that would work

How many birds have you pulled without your Eboue? Order now and I'll throw in an Henry car alarm designed to whine and moan at the slightest bit of contact!!

manifique · 19th May 2006, 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

61. Dog walker

Attach dog to the Eboue

He might get a bit tangled up but nice theory.

RedCanuck · 19th May 2006, 16:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stick

How many birds have you pulled without your Eboue? Order now and I'll throw in an Henry car alarm designed to whine and moan at the slightest bit of contact!!

manifique · 19th May 2006, 16:58

66. Putting green flattener.

useful for eradicating any unsightly bumps or grass that is sticking up.

Big Andy · 19th May 2006, 17:01

67. Hose Pipe Wheel

Tired of having to wind up the hose pipe after use? Simply attach one end to the special Eboue Hose Pipe Retracting Device, and sit back with a nice pint, whilst the Eboue winds himself up.

MclarenMP4 · 19th May 2006, 17:02

68. Eboue ROFLcopter
Put him on the floor & watch him roll about giving you & your friends hours of laughter.

noodlehair · 19th May 2006, 17:02

This has turned out to be a superb thread

manifique · 19th May 2006, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Andy

67. Hose Pipe Wheel

Tired of having to wind up the hose pipe after use? Simply attach one end to the special Eboue Hose Pipe Retracting Device, and sit back with a nice pint, whilst the Eboue winds himself up.

Stick · 19th May 2006, 17:05

69. Attach a soft toy weasel and you have a crap toy. Hours of amusement there!!

Reflectorboy · 19th May 2006, 17:06

70. Bakery worker to flatten the dough.
Can be hired in an Indian restaurant for roti canai as well

MclarenMP4 · 19th May 2006, 17:09

71. Nuclear Proliferation Friendly Power System
Needing to power your country without the risk of being invaded? Then get your Eboue NPFPS, no longer will you need to enrich plutonium when all you need is the combined rolling power of Eboue.

manifique · 19th May 2006, 17:10

72.. Ironing/pressing utensil.

Have a backlog of workshirts that need atention, distribute them neatly on your wooden flooring and away he goes.

Giggsy PO · 19th May 2006, 17:10

72. paddle wheel

Imagine how fast your boat/ship would be...

cesc's_mullet · 19th May 2006, 17:22

73- Adequite replacement for the ROFL dub. Instead, simply write Eboue.

On a similar vein the word Eboue can be used to discribe how funny something is. To the extent you would be rolling on the floor laughing.

eg. "Bahahaha Jimmy thats so fucking Eboue."

... Not to mention it just rolls off the tongue.

Plechazunga · 19th May 2006, 17:35

74. Oil Drill

Attack bit to feet, stuff pipeline down mouth and out arse

roonaldinho · 19th May 2006, 17:44

75. Swimmer

Can you do the Eboue stroke? Added enjoyment of watching him drown if he can't either.

Davo · 19th May 2006, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stick

53. Chimney sweep.

CHIM CHIMENEY CHIM CHIMENEY CHIM CHIM CHEYROU

No one cleans chimneys like Manni Ebou........................e

hehehe

Trophy Cleaner

Got loads of trophies, say 18-5? Suspend Eboue from the ceiling and use him to buff up a nice shine

Buff

VanNistelrater · 19th May 2006, 17:49

76.

Steamroller drum.

Plechazunga · 19th May 2006, 17:49

77. Wales Destroyer

Set on fire and release in Wales

roonaldinho · 19th May 2006, 17:50

78.

Lifeless fans? not any more, thrown an Eboue at them and get a great big game of pass the diver around any stadium in the world.

RedCanuck · 19th May 2006, 17:51

79 - Alligator/Crocodile chew toy.

Davo · 19th May 2006, 17:52

76.

Dragon automatic toothbrush

manifique · 19th May 2006, 17:52

77.. hare replacement at dog track

Put the fucker in the hare compartment and watch him roll round the track with no chance of any of the the dogs catching up with the fucker.

VanNistelrater · 19th May 2006, 17:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

77. Wales Destroyer

Set on fire and release in Wales

Further to this,

80.

Crowd disperser.

roonaldinho · 19th May 2006, 17:53

81.

Fireworks display, attach allsorts to Eboue and watch the colourful display
unfold.

cesc's_mullet · 19th May 2006, 17:54

81- Fire safety instructor, specialising in the Stop, Drop and Roll technique.

Murt · 19th May 2006, 17:54

78

Slap a bit of velcro on him and youll never have to hoover your carpets again.

Davo · 19th May 2006, 17:54

This thread should have been in rhyme...

roonaldinho · 19th May 2006, 17:55

81.

Angry? Simply take Eboue to the top of the stairs and drop, again and again..and again..

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	61. Dog walker Attach dog to the Eboue

19th May 2006, 16:51	#82 (permalink)
Stick Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,975	61. Useful icebreaker during prolonged silences on first dates. Having an uncomfortable silence with that bird from work you want to bone? Well just unleash your Emanuel Eboue and watch as he creates havock in the cinema, hamburger bar or pub!! She'll be putty in your hands!!

19th May 2006, 16:52	#83 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	I'm not sure that would work

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SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Posts: 16,753	6? Music video extra Watch as he cleverly reinacts limp bizkits rollin

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Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 28,031	65. Primitive Dyson Hoover stick double sided sellotape to Eboue, and put him on your living room floor. Having spent so long in the Arsenal dressing room, he's guaranteed to never lose suction. Excellent for getting rid of dog hairs.

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manifique DangerMouse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No longer unbeaten...... Posts: 4,289	66. Putting green flattener. useful for eradicating any unsightly bumps or grass that is sticking up.

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Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 28,031	67. Hose Pipe Wheel Tired of having to wind up the hose pipe after use? Simply attach one end to the special Eboue Hose Pipe Retracting Device, and sit back with a nice pint, whilst the Eboue winds himself up.

19th May 2006, 17:02	#91 (permalink)
MclarenMP4 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 689	68. Eboue ROFLcopter Put him on the floor & watch him roll about giving you & your friends hours of laughter.

19th May 2006, 17:02	#92 (permalink)
noodlehair Can't drive! Can't text! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 29,202	This has turned out to be a superb thread

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Stick Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,975	69. Attach a soft toy weasel and you have a crap toy. Hours of amusement there!!

19th May 2006, 17:44	#101 (permalink)
roonaldinho Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney' Posts: 340	75. Swimmer Can you do the Eboue stroke? Added enjoyment of watching him drown if he can't either.

19th May 2006, 17:49	#103 (permalink)
VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,130	76. Steamroller drum.

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Reflectorboy Future friend of the first team Join Date: May 2004 Location: Land of the unknown Posts: 6,910	70. Bakery worker to flatten the dough. Can be hired in an Indian restaurant for roti canai as well

19th May 2006, 17:09	#96 (permalink)
MclarenMP4 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 689	71. Nuclear Proliferation Friendly Power System Needing to power your country without the risk of being invaded? Then get your Eboue NPFPS, no longer will you need to enrich plutonium when all you need is the combined rolling power of Eboue.

19th May 2006, 17:10	#97 (permalink)
manifique DangerMouse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No longer unbeaten...... Posts: 4,289	72.. Ironing/pressing utensil. Have a backlog of workshirts that need atention, distribute them neatly on your wooden flooring and away he goes.

19th May 2006, 17:10	#98 (permalink)
Giggsy PO First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Shame on you Shane Vendrell. You little bastard! Posts: 9,057	72. paddle wheel Imagine how fast your boat/ship would be...

19th May 2006, 17:22	#99 (permalink)
cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Olaf Mellbergs beard Posts: 5,244	73- Adequite replacement for the ROFL dub. Instead, simply write Eboue. On a similar vein the word Eboue can be used to discribe how funny something is. To the extent you would be rolling on the floor laughing. eg. "Bahahaha Jimmy thats so fucking Eboue." ... Not to mention it just rolls off the tongue.

19th May 2006, 17:35	#100 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	74. Oil Drill Attack bit to feet, stuff pipeline down mouth and out arse

19th May 2006, 17:49	#104 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	77. Wales Destroyer Set on fire and release in Wales

19th May 2006, 17:50	#105 (permalink)
roonaldinho Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney' Posts: 340	78. Lifeless fans? not any more, thrown an Eboue at them and get a great big game of pass the diver around any stadium in the world.

19th May 2006, 17:51	#106 (permalink)
RedCanuck First Team Sub Join Date: May 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 5,669	79 - Alligator/Crocodile chew toy.

19th May 2006, 17:52	#107 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,802	76. Dragon automatic toothbrush

19th May 2006, 17:52	#108 (permalink)
manifique DangerMouse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No longer unbeaten...... Posts: 4,289	77.. hare replacement at dog track Put the fucker in the hare compartment and watch him roll round the track with no chance of any of the the dogs catching up with the fucker.

19th May 2006, 17:53	#110 (permalink)
roonaldinho Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney' Posts: 340	81. Fireworks display, attach allsorts to Eboue and watch the colourful display unfold.

19th May 2006, 17:54	#111 (permalink)
cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Olaf Mellbergs beard Posts: 5,244	81- Fire safety instructor, specialising in the Stop, Drop and Roll technique.

19th May 2006, 17:54	#112 (permalink)
Murt Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Dimmer than Welsh Red Posts: 17,081	78 Slap a bit of velcro on him and youll never have to hoover your carpets again.

19th May 2006, 17:54	#113 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,802	This thread should have been in rhyme...

19th May 2006, 17:55	#114 (permalink)
roonaldinho Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney' Posts: 340	81. Angry? Simply take Eboue to the top of the stairs and drop, again and again..and again..