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19th May 2006, 18:18
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Get a haircut Hippy!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Olaf Mellbergs beard
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84- Funky new disco ball.
Simply stick lots of tiny mirrors onto your Eboue, hang him from the roof, shine a light on him and watch the 80's come to you... ... and who said the disco was dead? |
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19th May 2006, 18:54
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on his face is caused by puberty
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Bronx, NY
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85. Is your Dog getting chubby? is he unable to fit through the dog door? well i got the right piece of excercise equipment for your dog. its the dog-boue...just unleash dogboue around your backyard or even in your house and watch your dog have hours and hours upon fun. those xtra pounds will come out quicker that hauge's showing a red card.
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19th May 2006, 19:04
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
Posts: 49,334
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I've done Dog-Walker, that doesn't count. Spastic. 86. Blue Whale Anal Scrubber  With his marvellous speed of rotation Eboue will cleanse your cetacean Ram him hard up its crapper Till it's spick, span and dapper And then give him a standing ovation. |
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19th May 2006, 19:14
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Poncey film buff
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease | MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream
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Plech u r wel rubbash
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19th May 2006, 19:40
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: If you love someone it doesnt matter if they're on.......or have thrush
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Booby Trap Spare
Dr Deaths giant boulder was broken, And Indiana Jones was fast approaching, But he did not worry He just released his eboue Who crushed indy with his rolling motion |
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19th May 2006, 20:18
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First Team Sub
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Toronto
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 Rhyming 'rotation' with 'cetacean' was the best. |
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19th May 2006, 20:51
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: That would be an Ecumenical Matter
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19th May 2006, 21:03
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: That would be an Ecumenical Matter
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Snowman Maker.
When its Winter and all is white Leave your Eboue out all night All night long upon the ground Your Eboue will roll round and round And in the morning, up you rise It will be a lovely surprise Instead of a whining Arsenal ponce You'll have your snowman ready at once |
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19th May 2006, 21:46
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Prophet of Doom
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Right here, right now.
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19th May 2006, 21:47
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I want Peter Kenyon back
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: UK
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87 Home whine making kit - THe Chateaux neuf du Henry
Place in a bucket of sour grapes, let him roll around for 90 minutes and wait till you get a little whine out of it. Must be drunk out of glasses because its fucking crap when placed anywhere near a cup... |
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19th May 2006, 23:31
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Youth Team Player
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney'
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Want to play crazy cricket, bowl an Eboue, see if they hit you for six. |
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19th May 2006, 23:48
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DangerMouse
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: No longer unbeaten......
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Eboue dives and how he rolled
If he was english he would be sold Then up popped Campell to score the goal He finds the net and another hole. Lehman challenges and then he's off would this have happpened to Dino Zoff.. Henry clear through on goal But fucks it up like Andy cole Eto strikes to stun the crowd The pedo wants it disallowed Then Belletti is put through by larsson and its all over for poor old arsene. Its all decided by a single goal But no one will ever beat that fucking role. |
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19th May 2006, 23:51
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Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures.
Posts: 49,334
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93. Tool of Enlightenment
 Stare at it long enough, you reach Nirvana, transcend space and time, sorrow and joy...but still hate Arsenal |
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20th May 2006, 00:06
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Youth Team Player
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 'I saw my mate, the other day, he said he's seen the white Pele, I asked my mate, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney, Remember the name of Wayne Rooney'
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94. Arsenal Trophy Carrier
Won a trophy? no? oh wait... |
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20th May 2006, 01:09
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Can't drive! Can't text!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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Loads of ideas have been used twice, but I can't be arsed to count how many
96. As a filler in a 101 uses for Emmanuel Eboue list |
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20th May 2006, 01:40
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: W2
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100. 2 in 1 - Lint and Fluff Remover.
Suffer from those dandruff looking lint and luff on your suits, worry no more with this exclusive 2 in 1 roller. No need to strip sheets for new use, developed by NASA, you can just roll over and over. |
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